Ick. You can’t make a tender rom-com and an icky gross out comedy at once (okay, there was Superbad, but it was the exception that proved the rule) nor can you justify lots of sex as a “noble deed” when clearly it’s just a lot of sex. That and it’s just not funny. The gross out gags fall towards the lowest common denominator and the romance feels faked and towards the end, very creepy. I didn’t mind Dane and Alba’s acting but if Dane really wants to be the poor man’s Ryan Reynolds so much, maybe he should play up the asshole variant a lot more next time.